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Swampyville's - You're the Poet!
Apr 16, 2012
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Swampyville's - Reading Between the Lines!
THE PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD, THAT WE ARE BEING LED TO BELIEVE,
IS TOO MANY BOMBS, BULLETS AND BABIES. IF WE STOP MANUFACTURING
THE LATTER, THE FORMER TWO WILL MAGICALLY GO AWAY!
THE CURRENT POLITICIANS AND PUNDITS FEEL THAT MANY AMERICAN
CITIZENS HAVE COME UP WITH A SPREADING INCURABLE DISEASE CALLED:
"THE TRUTH" - SYMPTOMS ARE; READING BETWEEN THE PROPAGANDIZED
LINES AND HAVING THE AUDACITY OF THINKING FOR THEMSELVES!
A few quotes that will aid those who long for a Progressive
Socialist (Marxist) "New Age" Society:
The bourgeois (middle class) society capital is independent and
has individuality, the living person (proletariat - laboring
class) is dependent and has no individuality! (Karl Marx (Marxism))
The (best) way to crush the Bourgeois (middle class) is to
grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation!
It is enough that the people know there is an election. The people
who cast the votes decide nothing! (Those who control the votes
decide everything). (Joseph Stalin)
When you are skinning your customers (voters), you should
leave some skin on to heal, so that you can skin them again!
All propaganda has to be popular and has to accomplish itself
to the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach (persuade)!
If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, the people
will eventually come to believe it. Thus, it becomes important
for the State (through a controlled media) to use all its
power to repress (control) any dissent. For the (Truth) is the
mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the (Truth) is the
greatest enemy of the State! (Joseph Goebbels, Reich Minister
of Propaganda for NAZI Germany)
HE WHO LEARNS BUT DOES NOT THINK, IS LOST! HE WHO THINKS
BUT DOES NOT LEARN, IS IN GREAT DANGER! (Confucius)
A few rules on how to become a successful politician in today's
Progressive Socialist (Marxist) "New Age" Society!
Never admit that you are a "Marxist"; instead, state that you
are a "Progressive". Both, the Democratic and Republican
parties are filled with "Progressives".
Reach down to the ground, pick up a hand full of grass,
toss it into the air to see which way the political winds
are blowing, then go in that direction!
Tell the people what they want to hear, especially, if you
don't really care what they want.
If you have nothing substantial to offer the people - attack
your opponents credibility!
While campaigning use the "Wealth Card" knowing full well that
due to changes in the tax code, that the wealthy lobbied
to have changed, would be like getting blood from a stone.
In that you can't tax the wealthy, increase taxes on what's
left of the middle class. That would make it easier to get
rid of the middle class and insure Marxist Globalization.
Using the "Race Card" and encouraging Illegal Immigration would be a
definite advantage also. You will gain many more votes by doing so.
While running for office, be the perfect husband/wife - once elected
you can begin a secret affair with that young staff member that has
been making goo goo eyes at you!
Never let your "alligator mouth" overload your "hummingbird butt".
It is highly embarrassing to get caught spouting an untruth.
Be adept at smiling while you are lying to the voters. Never
cross your fingers behind your back while lying - you could be
caught on camera while doing so.
Insure that the microphone is not on after delivering your "Trust
me now - believe me later" campaign speech and that unbelievable "Change
that you can believe in" speech. You could be caught saying something
that you don't want the voters to know!
It is imperative that immediately after being elected, your only
goal will be to, begin collecting enumerations for your reelection
Never let your left hand (the voters) know what your right hand,
(taking payoffs from International corporations/special interest groups),
Once elected, keep using your "Reversed Psychology" that you used
on the people to get elected.
Once elected, set up a secret offshore banking account to hide your
enumerations that you got from the International corporations/special
interests for passing laws that would benefit them only!
Be fluent in the language of lawyerese!
When conducting a news conference and a reporter asks a question; reply,
"That's definitely an important question that deserves a definite
answer, I'll take it under advisement and get back to you later;
now, next question please" or use words to that effect.
Sleep during legislation sessions during the day; because, you will be
up all night passing secret laws that will benefit International
corporations/special interest groups!
When saying "Yes" to a bill that will benefit the corporations/special
interests never say, "we have to pass this bill to see whats in it"!
Stress to the voters that it will "benefit them the most", even though it
Sign on to every "Pesky" people's bill that you know has no chance of
ever being passed!
When one of your constituents has a problem, say to them: "I will take
your problem under advisement, have a committee appointed to study the
problem and get back to you later". Then do nothing about their problem.
Never get caught laundering money; however, if you are caught use the
excuse that you had a momentary lapse of judgement and never will do
it again. A biased media will insure that the gullible people will
Insure that "Grid Lock" is maintained at all times. By so doing, you
won't have to pass any of those unwanted "Pesky" People bills.
Scream "Congressional Privilege" when caught in a corrupt act.
Bare in mind that your "paid for allegiance" goes to the International
corporations/special interests and not to the people that elected you.
Accomplishing all the above will make you a successful politician!
Out with the old,
In with the new,
Now we are sacrificing,
For a flag colored white and blue;
(In order to capture the Crowd)
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